NOKILL N FRIENDZ GOLDEN BORZOI MYSTERY BOX

Hi, Alex from NOKILL here to tell you about my TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND NOT STOLEN idea. 

Over the past year, I have made friends with some pretty bad ass pedal builders. We’re all over the place. Some new, some seasoned, some focused on utility and perfection, others on pure destruction of noise. We chat often, either through DMs or on the discord server. We’ve brought in musicians, builders, demoers, and enclosure makers. We share boards, split our collective brains over issues with circuits, and push and promote each other in the best way. 

So as I hit 2k followers, which arguably isn’t huge in the IG landscape, but for little ol me who took this hobby into whatever it is now, it’s pretty cool. So, I wanted to celebrate that milestone with my friends. Inspired by Joel from Chase Bliss Audio who did something similar (and I totally didn’t steal the idea from), I wanted to empower and support my builder friends. 

So what did I do? I bought a pedal from each of them. Not for myself, as much as I want most of these on my board. I bought them to support them, and to give back to you. That’s right, I’m giving all these pedals away. How? We’ll there in lies the mystery.

Any NOKILL pedal bought starting June 20, will have the chance to have either:

• A free NOKILL t-shirt of your choice
• An additional NOKILL pedal for free
• An additional FRIENDZ pedal for free

And the best of all? I have A LOT of pedals to add. Over 15 NOKILL pedals, over 10 FRIENDZ pedals, and one very special something which I’ll touch on later. Depending on how this goes, there is a very strong chance that you may see an additional pedal or free shirt with your order. 

So what about the big grand prize? One pedal ordered during this time will receive the ONE AND ONLY GOLDEN BORZOI. A pedal wrapped in pure (not) gold, gold footswitch, gold knobs. And if you think that was fancy, you’re getting more than just the ONE AND ONLY GOLDEN BORZOI - you also are getting a free NOKILL pedal a month for a year. Yes. I’m writing this from the bar, but I promise it's true. 12 NOKILL pedals over the span of a year. This will include pedals ranging from old retirees, some discontinued, some one of a kind prototypes, and newer pedals as they are released. Hell, you might get one of the first NOKILL pedals ever made, surely to be a rare pedal one day, right?

So, what do you need to do? Buy a pedal. Maybe you’ll get a limited MEBC Hyper Fuzz. Or a Fila Lo Fi. Or a limited Eddie Rifkind pedal. Or maybe, and just maybe, you will get the GOLDEN BORZOI and be sinking in pedals. 

But I’m not here to tell you what to do. I’m just here trying to save some dogs, make some noise, and have some fun. 

Oh, forgot to mention, Joel hooked it up and we have a limited Onward from Chase Bliss Audio in the mix as well. Kinda forgot to mention that…

Here is the full list of builders and the pedals you may get.

NOKILL Pedals:

• Fila Braliasino Lo Fi
• The Corn Dog
• Dueling Poms
• Go Go Gadget
• Bichon Screamer

FRIENDZ:

• ✔️Vexed - FNG
• ✔️Rockwright - VB-2 Tap Tempo
• ✔️Dronechov Noise Machines - Black Phillip
• ✔️RHPF Electronics - Mosferatwo
• ✔️Eddie Rifkind - Shots Fired Limited
• ✔️Amir’s Noise Devices - Psychtar
• ✔️MEBC - Hyper Fuzz
• ✔️NOC - BitWah
• ✔️Haggtronix - Rotten Sorcerer
• ✔️Vertigo Noise - Fuzz Factory and Noise Synth
• ✔️Chase Bliss Audio - Limited Black Onward

So best of luck and dog speed you pedal and animal lovers.

Hugs n Kisses,
Alex from NOKILL